It’s haunting to you, isn’t it? That damn bowl of candy that’s been sitting on the counter since Halloween night. Maybe even keeping you awake at night. You lay there, telling yourself you’re just gonna eat a piece or two a day, but as if possessed by Zuul the Gatekeeper of Gozer, you end up with a mound of wrappers on the counter.
It’s time to strap on your Plasma Proton Pack, set your ray on attack mode and relegate this stuff to the confinement trap (aka the garbage can)!
Read “Halloween overload! Just throw it away!”